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Die Antwoord: Interweb Ninja

OhYeahOwl — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:18:04 +0000

Aye Aye Aye If I was a butterfly I would want Die Antwoord and DJ Hi-tech to be my ninja protectors fo sho. Fok this is like, the coolest music video I have ever seen in my whole life. These South African ninjas are hard… core all up in the interweb! Like gameboys you don’t want to play these games, boys.

Die Antwoord performs “Zef” music, Zef being an Afrikaans term which loosely translates to the American equivalent of Redneck. Their lyrics are funny and explicit, and performed in both Afrikaans and English. Members of the band consider themselves as Hip Hop artists, but specifically refer to their music as zef rap-rave. Die Antwoord is a presentation of entertainment persona rather than that of authentic cultural identities.

These crazy fucks are raising to fame and Artek (the oldest survivnig person with a disease called Progeria, thanks to Ninja’s protection from death) will be around long enough to experience the samurai super stardom.

http://www.dieantwoord.com
http://www.myspace.com/dieantwoord

Spiderman Busted!

OhYeahOwl — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:50:35 +0000

Say it isn’t so my web head friend! I hate to believe you are not my friendly neighborhood spiderman! For shame good spidey sir. Although not the real spiderman (duh he lives in the Big Apple), This man was arrested earlier today in Hollywood, CA for multiple warrants against him.

It was not immediately clear what led to the altercation, which was reported about 12:30 p.m. in the 6800 block of Hollywood Boulevard. But it’s the latest in a string of incidents involving movie characters and celebrity look-alikes who vie for space — and attention — along the tourist-filled corridor that includes Grauman’s Chinese Theatre.

Christopher Loomis, 39, was being held on outstanding misdemeanor warrants in lieu of $5,500 bail, police said.

The incident began when Los Angeles Police Department patrol officers received a radio call reporting battery by a man in a Spider-Man costume. When they arrived, they encountered four people dressed as the web-slinging crusader. – latimes.com

No Need To Bangkok To Get Good Thai

Beatles Kid Prodigy

OhYeahOwl — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:36:31 +0000

This kid can seriously play an incredibly hip guitar! Playing Come Together by the Beatles, this young kid nails it and with an amazing style on an acoustic guitar. You may have never heard the Beatles played like this especially by such a young dude like this…

Banana Booze Shots

OhYeahOwl — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:59:12 +0000

Booze recipe #001: Banana Jello Shots
Although you won’t be using an actual Jello mix, this booze recipe uses the actual banana as the gelatin soaked shooter. The following video tutorial shows you how to make these tropical vodka shooters in just a few easy steps…

Best not to use a big spoon.

Puppies From Hell Are Cuter

OhYeahOwl — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:00:40 +0000

If you’re parents never wanted you to have a puppy when you were a kid this is probably why.

Balloon Kid To The Max

OhYeahOwl — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:00:51 +0000

How many kids can honestly say that at 6 years old they sh!t their pants at 30+ mph at about 7,000 feet in the sky? Well hopefully this kid can…

Officials are trying to rescue a 6-year-old boy who climbed into a balloon-like experimental aircraft built by his parents and floated into the sky over eastern Colorado.

Hang on tight buddy and remember to stay cool dude!

Follow up:
CNN: 6-year-old Colorado boy floats away in balloon
Turns out the kid was hiding from his temperamental wife swapping father in a box up in the attic.
Thanks jerk.

Speed Typin’ Brotha

OhYeahOwl — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:22:43 +0000

Ron “Typewriter” Mingo started typing 118 wpm in high school, in college he was typing at 140 wpm and in 1975 (present time) was typing at 160 wpm! “That’s some typing on a manual typewriter”… And with such sooouuul!

“Say Mingo, uh, Man how in the world you type so fast?”
People always ask him,
“And always tell ‘em hard-work.. hard-work… hard-work… hard-work… hard-work… hard-work… hard-work… hard-work… hard-work… hard-work… hard-work… hard-work… hard-work… hard-work… hard-work…”

U.F.Oh F.U.

OhYeahOwl — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:59:01 +0000

This whole video is an optical Illusion…

Who would actually believe that is an optical illusion? I suppose it’s better than the old weather balloon or swamp gas excuse.

Life Sux: Have Babies

OhYeahOwl — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 20:51:28 +0000

Now that MJ is gone we have no reason to populate the world any further.
No! We mustn’t think that. We have so much to look forward to, so much to be happy about in life. Everyone who can should, no, must pop out hundreds of babies in a lifetime.
” if this is still affecting you i suggest you go get counselling etc ”
Thanks for the inspiration ‘life_sux’ .

Enjoy the rest of these inspiring words… It’s too good to pass up.

Birth Of Awesome

OhYeahOwl — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:00:26 +0000

Once upon a brutal thought came the birth of a site that destroyed your inner child’s bordeom. That site is OhYeahOwl.com! The only survivor of the industrial revolution and the nucleus of awesome matter, Oh Yeah Owl is God and Satan’s only secret love child, conceived millions of miles underneath the Earth’s surface and erupted on to the pre-apocalyptic streets of a little town in California known as Los Angeles. Many who witnessed it’s birth say they saw nothing at first and almost turned their backs on it, but only after ripping the hands off father time’s decrepit body did a few bask in it’s glory and begin to feel the sweet sensual penetration of laughter taking over their skulls. From that moment on, Oh Yeah Owl has snuck into your brain and left super power droppings, fertilizing your inner desires and giving you the ability to live your days much happier not only to those in L.A. but any who dwell on this floating mass of cosmic meatball.