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[ChristPuncher | 30 Jan 2010 | No Comment | 191 views]
Pogo Returns With More

New music videos from Pogo! The first is from Pixar’s Up and the second video hits you with a darker more industrial sounding remix of Terminator 2 called “Skynet Symphony” …

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[ChristPuncher | 30 Jan 2010 | No Comment | 114 views]
First Aid Kit, Know ‘em? You Should…

OK now you can say you heard the next big indie/folk band before anyone else. That is unless you heard of First Aid Kit already…

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[ChristPuncher | 30 Jan 2010 | No Comment | 88 views]
Death Metal Animals

Basically death metal, grind, hardcore, er…, albacore, or whatever has pretty much reached it’s peak when the lead singers start becoming animals. Metal for animals, or animal metal for humans. Either way it’s retarded.

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[ChristPuncher | 17 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 408 views]
Album Review: Converge – Axe To Fall

Converge have perfected the art of making brutal metalcore albums. They’ve rarely gone astray from their formula over years, but each time manage to muster enough originality into each album to keep them ever exciting, and always fierce…

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[ChristPuncher | 15 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 136 views]
Just Looking To Snuggle

These are the future “To Catch A Predator” detainees. Chris Hansen’s looking out for you buddy. Especially you Jeff. Enough said…

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[ChristPuncher | 13 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 121 views]
Eat Your Childhood

Back in the 80’s there were corporate tie in’s with everything. So here are some examples of some of the stuff I was into as a kid, repacked and sold to me for breakfast.Nothing advertises a nutritious breakfast like showing action shots of a masked vigilante blowing sh!t up and…

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[ChristPuncher | 13 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 113 views]
Reporters Getting Owned

News flash: I like to laugh at other people’s unsuspecting pain, especially if that pain is on live TV. If that makes me a shallow person, then I’ll stay out of the deep end. These reporters get the news a bit too late, it’s when they’re on the floor or in severe pain that they realize what just happened. More at 11…

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[ChristPuncher | 6 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 149 views]
Jones’ Good Ass BBQ And Foot Massage

Meet Toby Jones, He Offers the best barbecue and foot massage services on earth! He knows just how to give the people what they want. The ability to deep fry anything they could imagine, as well as store a backyard’s worth of broken refrigerators and used tires. Why keep your 1982 Trans Am sittin’ on blocks in your yard when for $10.99 a month you can…

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[ChristPuncher | 3 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 353 views]
Album Review: Darkest Hour – The Eternal Return

This albums stinks. First off let me say that i’ve been a fan of Darkest Hour since I heard “So Sedated, So Secure” So it’s not like I’m writing this not liking any previous work. But this pile of garbage is one of the biggest…

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[ChristPuncher | 3 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 177 views]
2012 Will Decimate Disaster Movies Forever

Hey, you like to see shit blow up? Hundreds of thousand of people dying horrible tragic deaths? Bodies flying across the movie screen on fire while Tommy Lee Jones does something heroic to try and stop it? Well I know I do. But alas the disaster movie genre will soon be no more.

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[ChristPuncher | 3 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 205 views]
Movies On Film

Movies on film. Get it, they’re movies about the subject of film and film making, and it’s also the medium on which movies are shown. And since there’s such a fine line between clever and stupid, I’ll move on from here. For people who pride themselves on being film lovers…

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[ChristPuncher | 29 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 84 views]
And The Oscar Goes To… Mega Shark!!!

Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus!! Aaaaah run for your lives!!!! I wanna know how come more movies aren’t made like this? Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus is a straight to video release made for the Sci-Fi channel. You know all those awful creature movies with the horrendous CGI that are on every night after re-runs of Stargate SG-1? This is the best of the genre. Finally someone said…

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[ChristPuncher | 29 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 105 views]
Wilford Brimley Diabetes Rap

So you want to learn more about diabetes? But the only way you can pay attention to anything is if it’s repackaged into something you can relate to? Well here ya go. I bet if Wilford saw this though, he would think those damn kids and their jungle music have finally taken over. Then subsequently stop taking his diabetes medication. Wilford Brimley shares his experience with diabetes to a new generation when he teams up with New York City electronic music duo Ratatat.

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[ChristPuncher | 29 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 73 views]
Billy Mays: The Auto Tuned Infomercial

Billy Mays returns from the afterlife to sing about his favorite products, and enlists the also-deceased Scatman John to deliver an auto-tuned & quantized scat-bridge for his song. What a beautiful voice Billy has…