He not only convinced what seems to be lonely housewives but very desperate women just aching to throw money at any guy asking for it, kind of like a little Vegas flashback. But to offer hugs for 2 dollars next to a dude that was giving them away for free… Man, his hugs must be good…

“I had this idea for a while to fill a skate bowl with balloons and try to ride through them. It seemed like the chances of it working were slim. I figured they might make your wheels stop. We finally tried it anyways and…

Video of the worlds biggest firework going off! This is just too fvcking cool. I’ve loved fireworks ever since I was a kid and I hope to one day witness this awesome shy of a nuke explosion in the sky someday. I mean before the Apocalypse…

All around the world some people consider table tennis to be a very fvcking serious game. Here are a few of my favorite ping pong videos. Don’t ask why I have a collection of ping pong videos, just enjoy the damn things…

I don’t care how played out Michael Jackson is at this very moment in time and history, this my friends is one of the best “indie rock” covers I’ve heard in a very long time living under a boulder. Beat It covered by Pomplamoose Music…

I bet he had friends and family that encouraged him to keep playing with his balls in public. I mean when you are able to juggle those many balls with such style and fitness you have to wonder…

If you have a fear of midgets, don’t like to feel awkward, or have no time to be sucked into the unknown universe of the insane, don’t bother being adventurous and watching this very strange video…

No comprendes el espanol? Go fvcko yourselfo por que el Senior T siempre dice: “Yo pity el foo’, aaayyyyeeeeeeee”

When we grow up and become boring, unloving, stressed out and cranky adults; let’s try our hardest to remember the good qualities that our childhood heros made for us through out the best days of our t.v. lives so damn memorable. Let’s always keep these musical misfits in our hearts forever…

Let God blast you in your face with ultimate love and allow your body to succumb to those natural urges. According to these radical dudes and dudettes, they dated God for a year (yeah, I never knew he was bi-sexual either and apparently a slut) and found themselves breaking up with their supposed partners to be with him. One nerdy jackass had the small balls to let the world know that God asked him to re-commit.  Just wear a rubber dude. And ladies, if you get knocked up, I doubt …

Of course giving that thoughtful gift to your valentine leads into a life full of joy together. I mean nothing compares to the happiness that comes after you find your true love. You get married, have a few kids, get old together, die at the breakfast table after one too many bacon strips and have your sweet gold chains ripped off your bear rug like chest the moment before you loose control of your bowls just days before your old counter part gets their gold teeth pulled out on their death bed and hawked for some good ol’ fashioned over night delivered cash.

Nothing like a good ol’ fashioned beer run on who the hell knows what or how many kinds of drugs. Kinda makes you wonder how this guy even got to the store. Music by Neon Indian – Should Have Taken Acid With You (myspace.com/neonindian good Stuff).

You will never see the next 3 minutes of your life the same way after your eyeballs witness this incredible dude rip it up and go on a musical journey into the abyss of amazement. Your ears are long gone and have no choice other than to elope with your brain and hide in between these just utterly sick notes blasting from that squeeze box jam! I once had a toy accordian you find in Chinatown, those things are fun and damn well annoying if you play like your drunken …

All shameless plugs aside, this illustration has been festering in my brain for quite a while now but never really knew what to make of it. This is just a first glimpse in a full series of strange illustrations photo-chopped into actual photgraphs I have taken through out some time. I have plans to release a zine / mini-book  full of these little bastards so keep your diamonds, gems, credit cards and family jewels ready to surrender over to me mwuahaha…