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Deluxe Hugs $2.00

JorgeSausage — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:34:29 +0000

This guy supposedly made about $36.00 in an hour giving out “deluxe” hugs. I’m sure you might be thinking to yourself, there is nothing creepy about that, so I’ll read on. He not only convinced what seems to be lonely housewives but very desperate women just aching to throw money at any guy asking for it, kind of like a little Vegas flashback. But to offer hugs for 2 dollars next to a dude that was giving them away for free… Man, his hugs must be good. Happy endings cost you extra, good price for you…

Me hug you long time for $20…

Rock N’ Roll Balloon Bowl

JorgeSausage — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:00:54 +0000

The soundtrack alone is awesome, but nothing beats how gnarly skating in a pool full of balloons would be!

I had this idea for a while to fill a skate bowl with balloons and try to ride through them. It seemed like the chances of it working were slim. I figured they might make your wheels stop. We finally tried it anyways and as you can see from this video we made of Matt Beach, it worked just fine. The popping sounds are not added in. That is the real audio of balloons popping. it took over 3 hours to blow up nearly 8000 balloons using 2 air compressors to get it full enough. location- Department Of Skateboarding, Portland, OR. Music by “The Planet The” – Dave England

http://www.myspace.com/theplanetthe

Worlds Biggest Firework

JorgeSausage — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:06:22 +0000

Video of the worlds biggest firework going off! This is just too fvcking cool. I’ve loved fireworks ever since I was a kid and I hope to one day witness this awesome shy of a nuke explosion in the sky someday. I mean before the Apocalypse…

I suppose I could build my own homemade atomic firework like Boris here…

Mmm maybe not…

Ping Pong Hell Yeah

JorgeSausage — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:12:08 +0000

All around the world some people consider table tennis to be a very fvcking serious game. Here are a few of my favorite ping pong videos. Don’t ask why I have a collection of ping pong videos, just enjoy the damn things…

The score alone is reason for celebration bro.

Pfff, whatever dude. My granny can do that sh!t…

I wish the first song played through out this amazing video…

Nobody does it better than the Japanese.

Beat It Indie Rock

JorgeSausage — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:03:09 +0000

I don’t care how played out Michael Jackson is at this very moment in time and history, this my friends is one of the best “indie rock” covers I’ve heard in a very long time living under a boulder. Beat It covered by Pomplamoose Music.

http://www.myspace.com/PomplamooseMusic

Balls, Deep Juggling

JorgeSausage — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:26:24 +0000

I bet he had friends and family that encouraged him to keep playing with his balls in public. I mean when you are able to juggle those many balls with such style and finesse you have to wonder how many countless hours this guy has been playing with not only his balls but other balls as well. I suppose it finally paid off to show off how good he was handling those ig balls.

Balls…

Adriana Machine Guey

JorgeSausage — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:51:16 +0000

If you have a fear of midgets, don’t like to feel awkward, or have no time to be sucked into the unknown universe of the insane, don’t bother being adventurous and watching this very strange video…

El Senior T

JorgeSausage — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:36:10 +0000

No comprendes el espanol? Go fvcko yourselfo por que el Senior T siempre dice: “Yo pity el foo’, aaayyyyeeeeeeee”

Death Metal Is For Kids

JorgeSausage — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:45:25 +0000

When we grow up and become boring, unloving, stressed out and cranky adults; let’s try our hardest to remember the good qualities that our childhood heros made for us through out the best days of our t.v. lives so damn memorable. Let’s always keep these musical misfits in our hearts forever…

God Loves You Hard

JorgeSausage — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:54:56 +0000

Let God blast you in your face with ultimate love and allow your body to succumb to those natural urges. According to these radical dudes and dudettes, they dated God for a year (yeah, I never knew he was bi-sexual either and apparently a slut) and found themselves breaking up with their supposed partners to be with him. One nerdy jackass had the small balls to let the world know that God asked him to re-commit. Just wear a rubber dude. And ladies, if you get knocked up, I doubt the whole Marie thing will fly a second time…

Buy. Sell. Horrify!

JorgeSausage — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:27:38 +0000

Pawn shops are great place to buy your sweet valentine a great gift like a pendant or even a chainsaw, better yet a gun! Nothing says true love like a bow and arrow shot to the face.

Of course giving that thoughtful gift to your valentine leads into a life full of joy together. I mean nothing compares to the happiness that comes after you find your true love. You get married, have a few kids, get old together, die at the breakfast table after one too many bacon strips and have your sweet gold chains ripped off your bear rug like chest the moment before you loose control of your bowls just days before your old counter part gets their gold teeth pulled out on their death bed and hawked for some good ol’ fashioned over night delivered cash.

Acid Beer Run

JorgeSausage — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:40:14 +0000

Nothing like a good ol’ fashioned beer run on who the hell knows what or how many kinds of drugs.

Accordian Master Among Mere Mortals

JorgeSausage — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:56:08 +0000

You will never see the next 3 minutes of your life the same way after your eyeballs witness this incredible dude rip it up and go on a musical journey into the abyss of amazement. Your ears are long gone and have no choice other than to elope with your brain and hide in between these just utterly sick notes blasting from that squeeze box jam! I once had a toy accordian you find in Chinatown, those things are fun and damn well annoying if you play like your drunken uncle at your grandmother’s lesbian wedding… But I digress.

Modern Creature Zine Preview

JorgeSausage — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 06:19:04 +0000

All shameless plugs aside, this illustration has been festering in my brain for quite a while now but never really knew what to make of it. This is just a first glimpse in a full series of strange illustrations photo-chopped into actual photgraphs I have taken through out some time. I have plans to release a zine / mini-book full of these little bastards so keep your diamonds, gems, credit cards and family jewels ready to surrender over to me mwuahaha…