After a night that included a free show at the Venus warehouse, ingesting copious amounts of free Fat Tire beer and ending up at a crazy Hollywood hills party, the mention of Thai food flew through the air. EUREKA! Sweeter words have never been uttered…

Whilst on a quest through the concrete jungle of L.A. to meet a girly for a burger, I came across the establishment known as Farmer Boys. I thought farmers only knew how to grow corn and have sex with livestock, but apparently they make some damn good burgers too! That’s not all they have on the menu either! They have a variety of “American” food (white people chow) including…

He was once a little green ball of clay. Now he wants you to watch him f*ck a watermelon? What is the world coming to? BE WARNED: You could get Hepatitis Q if you watch this video.

What makes good Mexican food joint?? DIARRHEA…
Well maybe it isn’t a great ingredient, but if you’re in the bathroom the next day regretting life then you probably had some damn good tacos! I myself don’t have this problem (cough..Jorge..cough), but I know not everyone can have a golden colon of the gods (thanks Southpark).

Let’s get to the point… El Indio Mexicano = Greatness. Its open 24 hours…need I say more? I can’t count how many times I’ve been there. No seriously I can’t count how many times because it’s …