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Banana Booze Shots

OhYeahOwl — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:59:12 +0000

Booze recipe #001: Banana Jello Shots
Although you won’t be using an actual Jello mix, this booze recipe uses the actual banana as the gelatin soaked shooter. The following video tutorial shows you how to make these tropical vodka shooters in just a few easy steps…

Best not to use a big spoon.

No Need To Bangkok To Get Good Thai

theHebrewHammer — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:06:30 +0000

After a night that included a free show at the Venus warehouse, ingesting copious amounts of free Fat Tire beer and ending up at a crazy Hollywood hills party, the mention of Thai food flew through the air. EUREKA! Sweeter words have never been uttered. Hello…my name is The Hebrew Hammer and I’m addicted to Pad Kee Mao. Where is Dr. Drew when I fvcking need him. Can I get on the sex addicts show if I fvck the noodles? Anyway, the expedition began, trekking through Thai Town on a fevered search for the first place that would accept us. Then a light shown in the darkness.. Thai Patio beckoned to us! It was around 3am and they were still relatively full.

The first thing I noticed was that there were actually Thai people eating there! Always a good sign when the culture whose food it is, is actually eating it! Instead of some fvcking hippy that hasn’t eaten meat or anything else delicious tells you to go somewhere because they have the best tofu…how about NO-FU… Cause I love the taste of murder. The second thing was that the name is retarded because there is barely any seating outside. Never thee mind, the inside is huge enough to fit a school bus full school bus full of hungry hooligans. The atmosphere is tropical and Thai pop music fills the air. Let me say that I will listen to any Asian pop because it’s better than being trapped in R Kelly’s closet getting pissed on!

Now lets talk taste…divine! DISCLAIMER: I judge all Thai restaurants initially by their drunken noodles. But what about pad Thai you say?? Screw that noise, if I wanted spaghetti in peanut butter I could make that at home! My dish came out hot and fresh. Everything was perfect: Moderate amount of beef, tasty noodles, enough spice, and cilantro on top. Cilantro makes everything better. I want the scent packaged into cologne; I would be rolling in honeys! But let’s get to the most important part…how much of a dent is this gonna make in my wallet? Well my plate cost 6 dollars and most of the other plates weren’t far off. The rest of my crew was very please as well. With that said Thai Patio makes Toi Thai look like expensive dog food. So get the good stuff!

5273 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90027
(323) 466-3894

Subsidize These Farmer Boys!

theHebrewHammer — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:03:40 +0000

Whilst on a quest through the concrete jungle of L.A. to meet a girly for a burger, I came across the establishment known as Farmer Boys. I thought farmers only knew how to grow corn and have sex with livestock, but apparently they make some damn good burgers too! That’s not all they have on the menu either! They have a variety of “American” food (white people chow) including: soup, chili, sandwiches, burgers, salads, shakes, etc…but they serve BREAKFAST ALL DAY. And what’s better than all day? How about all night!! That’s right they are open 24 hours AND have a drive through.

Nestled between Asian food warehouses, Farmer Boys looks like Grandma’s cottage sprouted out the ground. And inside you’ll definitely feel like you’re there. The interior has so much country kitsch you’ll feel like a tornado whisked you away back to Kansas. So take a little trip like red riding hood but beware of the big bad wolf a.k.a. bums that you will give a dollar to and then realize you can’t fvcking afford a shake because you were a drunk Mr. Moneybags! The ordering is fast-food walk up style so you can hold on to your tip and save your pennies for more PBR. Also when you want something you can just handle it instead of drunkenly yelling at the help. Everyone wins!

The food is not that cheap but you will definitely be full. The side orders are stacked higher than the Tower of Babel. God will probably smite you with a heart attack for eating it all. Overall the food is a good quality, nothing to shout about from the mountain tops but hey…its open all night! So shut that pie-hole up with a big burger and be happy you lucky lush you!

726 S Alameda St.
Los Angeles, CA 90021

(213) 228-8999

Enter The Room, And Leave Forever Changed!

ChristPuncher — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:16:58 +0000

Are you ready to see a reflection of your life? Just enter The Room and leave forever changed. Every once in a great while a film comes along and leaves its mark on cinema and our society. Citizen Kane, Schindler’s List, The Godfather, and in due time The Room will be talked about in the same sentence. Just thank your lucky stars if you live in the Los Angeles area, because you can experience this pop culture juggernaut once a month at the Sunset 5 theatre in Hollywood. Every third Saturday at midnight, hundreds of people gather to experience something they can’t quite explain. You have to wait in line at least an hour in advance if you want a decent seat in one of the five theaters that are all playing The Room. That’s right, it’s so popular, all five screens are sold out once a month for this cultural event. Writer, Director, Producer, Actor, Tommy Wiseau always makes an appearance at the screenings. He feeds the hungry crowd waiting for the doors to open by standing up on the railing for all to see, raises his arms like Moses and pumps his fist, and they eat up every bit. But he’s not done yet. After you race to find an open seat, you have to wait. For as much as 45 minutes to an hour until Tommy himself hows up to present his film. He does a Q&A for every screen, every time. Be careful of the questions you ask though, there are unspoken rules to follow. An artist must never reveal, their own personal history, or critique their own work. Think of it as an opportunity to further delve into the genius of a true artist.

I don’t want to get into the details and plot of the film. A simple blog on a website couldn’t justify this films enigmatic passion and brilliance. You’ll have to go yourself, I’m only here to prepare you to enter. Tommy, being a self proclaimed fan of Tennessee Williams, really channels the kind of human emotion and intensity that the famous play wright was known for. An original tag line for the film was “A film with the passion of Tennessee Williams”. Tommy even has his own version of the classic line from “A Streetcar Named Desire”. Instead of Marlon Brando yelling “Stella!”, Tommy has this soon to be classic moment.

Now Tommy Wiseau uses the tag line, “An electrifying American black comedy about love, passion, betrayal and lies”. Going to see the film is all about the experience. You don’t just sit there and watch. The Room talks to you, and you answer back. Bring your plastic spoons and your passion for life. If you’ve ever seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show at a midnight screening, then you have some idea about how crazy crowds can get. See it once and you’ll never forget it, see it again, and you become The Room. You’ll know the parts, cheer at the screen, remember to say “Hey Denny!”, and toss your spoons at all the right times. You’ll want to tell your fiends and show them The Room. You’ll try to figure out the enigma that is Tommy Wiseau, and with that, you’ll maybe find yourself in the process, and you’ll leave The Room, forever changed.

http://www.theroommovie.com/

Cloudy With A Chance Of Diarrhea

theHebrewHammer — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:17:42 +0000

What makes good Mexican food joint?? DIARRHEA…
Well maybe it isn’t a great ingredient, but if you’re in the bathroom the next day regretting life then you probably had some damn good tacos! I myself don’t have this problem (cough..Jorge..cough), but I know not everyone can have a golden colon of the gods (thanks Southpark).

Let’s get to the point… El Indio Mexicano = Greatness. Its open 24 hours…need I say more? I can’t count how many times I’ve been there. No seriously I can’t count how many times because it’s usually at 4am and I’m wasted out of my mind. El Indio is probably the ghetto-ist” taco spot around. That’s why they are the best! The ambiance consists of a walk-up window, prison bars and brightly colored picnic benches that would make Ronald McDonald puke. There is also an inside area for those cold nights, but there is a hint of urine and rape in the air so I wouldn’t recommend it. They are busiest at lunch or around 3am full of drunks.

Alright let’s get to the food! Everything on the menu comes in a hefty portion without the hefty price (suck that baja fresh). The tacos are FAT, they fill that tortilla up with no regard for spillage. The burritos are also pretty enormous and will only set you back around $4.50 unless you’re getting fancy. If you’re feeling extreme the nachos are where it’s at, piled high and sure to make a mess when you’re too drunk to find your mouth! Now here is the most important piece of info…when you order make sure you order by number if you want to get it right. Special orders do not exist in the Indio-verse.

In conclusion El Indio is a gleaming beacon of hope in the heart of the valley. I have been going there since I was a kid with my dad, I met my last girlfriend there, I will meet my next girlfriend there, they will cater my wedding and I will probably die there (from too many tacos or a drive by shooting).

Swoop In:

El Indio Mexicano Restaurant
17019 Roscoe Blvd
Northridge, CA 91325
(818) 705-9259

The World Needs Black Dynamite, More Than Ever

ChristPuncher — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:55:31 +0000

When The Man murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.

Let’s hope the movie’s as good as the trailer, and hope Sam Jackson doesn’t make a cameo. This drops into the street, hot and ready for action October 16th.