Hey, you like to see shit blow up? Hundreds of thousand of people dying horrible tragic deaths? Bodies flying across the movie screen on fire while Tommy Lee Jones does something heroic to try and stop it? Well I know I do. But alas the disaster movie genre will soon be no more.

Movies on film. Get it, they’re movies about the subject of film and film making, and it’s also the medium on which movies are shown. And since there’s such a fine line between clever and stupid, I’ll move on from here. For people who pride themselves on being film lovers…

Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus!! Aaaaah run for your lives!!!! I wanna know how come more movies aren’t made like this? Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus is a straight to video release made for the Sci-Fi channel. You know all those awful creature movies with the horrendous CGI that are on every night after re-runs of Stargate SG-1? This is the best of the genre. Finally someone said…

In the summer of 1987 two huge blockbusters entered our known universe and blew us all away, well I was 3 years old, but I could just imagine how much I’d be blown if I knew what was going on around me. RoboCop and Predator came out and destroyed that summer. Out of all the spin offs, how come they haven’t duked it out? The future of law enforcement vs. that dude from space with the dreads who rips out spinal chords.

When The Man murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.

All ideas are taken, everything cool is already done, or it’s just a rehash of something else you didn’t know about. But hey fuck it, one of the best comedies of all time is a scene for scene remake of the 1957 waste of an hour an half of Turner Classic Movies’ programing time “Zero Hour!”

In a world filled with an over saturation of media, the exaggerated parody of the original is always funnier. How does one of the greatest filmmakers of all time end up like this? I don’t know, and I don’t care, because this is really really funny.