Aye Aye Aye If I was a butterfly I would want Die Antwoord and DJ Hi-tech to be my ninja protectors fo sho. Fok this is like, the coolest music video I have ever seen in my whole life. These South African ninjas are hard… core all up in the interweb!

Basically death metal, grind, hardcore, er…, albacore, or whatever has pretty much reached it’s peak when the lead singers start becoming animals. Metal for animals, or animal metal for humans. Either way it’s retarded.

He not only convinced what seems to be lonely housewives but very desperate women just aching to throw money at any guy asking for it, kind of like a little Vegas flashback. But to offer hugs for 2 dollars next to a dude that was giving them away for free… Man, his hugs must be good…

Say it isn’t so my web head friend! I hate to believe you are not my friendly neighborhood spiderman! For shame good spidey sir. Although not the real spiderman (duh he lives in the Big Apple), This man was arrested earlier today for…

“I had this idea for a while to fill a skate bowl with balloons and try to ride through them. It seemed like the chances of it working were slim. I figured they might make your wheels stop. We finally tried it anyways and…

Video of the worlds biggest firework going off! This is just too fvcking cool. I’ve loved fireworks ever since I was a kid and I hope to one day witness this awesome shy of a nuke explosion in the sky someday. I mean before the Apocalypse…

This kid can seriously play an incredibly hip guitar! Playing Come Together by the Beatles, this young kid nails it and with an amazing style on an acoustic guitar. You may have never heard the Beatles played like this especially by such a young dude like this…

All around the world some people consider table tennis to be a very fvcking serious game. Here are a few of my favorite ping pong videos. Don’t ask why I have a collection of ping pong videos, just enjoy the damn things…

I don’t care how played out Michael Jackson is at this very moment in time and history, this my friends is one of the best “indie rock” covers I’ve heard in a very long time living under a boulder. Beat It covered by Pomplamoose Music…

I bet he had friends and family that encouraged him to keep playing with his balls in public. I mean when you are able to juggle those many balls with such style and fitness you have to wonder…

These are the future “To Catch A Predator” detainees. Chris Hansen’s looking out for you buddy. Especially you Jeff. Enough said…

Back in the 80’s there were corporate tie in’s with everything. So here are some examples of some of the stuff I was into as a kid, repacked and sold to me for breakfast.Nothing advertises a nutritious breakfast like showing action shots of a masked vigilante blowing sh!t up and…

News flash: I like to laugh at other people’s unsuspecting pain, especially if that pain is on live TV. If that makes me a shallow person, then I’ll stay out of the deep end. These reporters get the news a bit too late, it’s when they’re on the floor or in severe pain that they realize what just happened. More at 11…

Meet Toby Jones, He Offers the best barbecue and foot massage services on earth! He knows just how to give the people what they want. The ability to deep fry anything they could imagine, as well as store a backyard’s worth of broken refrigerators and used tires. Why keep your 1982 Trans Am sittin’ on blocks in your yard when for $10.99 a month you can…