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Die Antwoord: Interweb Ninja

OhYeahOwl — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:18:04 +0000

Aye Aye Aye If I was a butterfly I would want Die Antwoord and DJ Hi-tech to be my ninja protectors fo sho. Fok this is like, the coolest music video I have ever seen in my whole life. These South African ninjas are hard… core all up in the interweb! Like gameboys you don’t want to play these games, boys.

Die Antwoord performs “Zef” music, Zef being an Afrikaans term which loosely translates to the American equivalent of Redneck. Their lyrics are funny and explicit, and performed in both Afrikaans and English. Members of the band consider themselves as Hip Hop artists, but specifically refer to their music as zef rap-rave. Die Antwoord is a presentation of entertainment persona rather than that of authentic cultural identities.

These crazy fucks are raising to fame and Artek (the oldest survivnig person with a disease called Progeria, thanks to Ninja’s protection from death) will be around long enough to experience the samurai super stardom.

http://www.dieantwoord.com
http://www.myspace.com/dieantwoord

Death Metal Animals

ChristPuncher — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:13:36 +0000

Basically death metal, grind, hardcore, er…, albacore, or whatever has pretty much reached it’s peak when the lead singers start becoming animals. So if any metal “singer” gives you any shit, just know that he can be replaced by a fucking bird.

Rooster

HateBeek – Hellbent for feathers (Bird)

Caninus – No Dogs, No Masters (Dog)

Deluxe Hugs $2.00

JorgeSausage — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 08:34:29 +0000

This guy supposedly made about $36.00 in an hour giving out “deluxe” hugs. I’m sure you might be thinking to yourself, there is nothing creepy about that, so I’ll read on. He not only convinced what seems to be lonely housewives but very desperate women just aching to throw money at any guy asking for it, kind of like a little Vegas flashback. But to offer hugs for 2 dollars next to a dude that was giving them away for free… Man, his hugs must be good. Happy endings cost you extra, good price for you…

Me hug you long time for $20…

Spiderman Busted!

OhYeahOwl — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:50:35 +0000

Say it isn’t so my web head friend! I hate to believe you are not my friendly neighborhood spiderman! For shame good spidey sir. Although not the real spiderman (duh he lives in the Big Apple), This man was arrested earlier today in Hollywood, CA for multiple warrants against him.

It was not immediately clear what led to the altercation, which was reported about 12:30 p.m. in the 6800 block of Hollywood Boulevard. But it’s the latest in a string of incidents involving movie characters and celebrity look-alikes who vie for space — and attention — along the tourist-filled corridor that includes Grauman’s Chinese Theatre.

Christopher Loomis, 39, was being held on outstanding misdemeanor warrants in lieu of $5,500 bail, police said.

The incident began when Los Angeles Police Department patrol officers received a radio call reporting battery by a man in a Spider-Man costume. When they arrived, they encountered four people dressed as the web-slinging crusader. – latimes.com

No Need To Bangkok To Get Good Thai

Rock N’ Roll Balloon Bowl

JorgeSausage — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:00:54 +0000

The soundtrack alone is awesome, but nothing beats how gnarly skating in a pool full of balloons would be!

I had this idea for a while to fill a skate bowl with balloons and try to ride through them. It seemed like the chances of it working were slim. I figured they might make your wheels stop. We finally tried it anyways and as you can see from this video we made of Matt Beach, it worked just fine. The popping sounds are not added in. That is the real audio of balloons popping. it took over 3 hours to blow up nearly 8000 balloons using 2 air compressors to get it full enough. location- Department Of Skateboarding, Portland, OR. Music by “The Planet The” – Dave England

http://www.myspace.com/theplanetthe

Worlds Biggest Firework

JorgeSausage — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:06:22 +0000

Video of the worlds biggest firework going off! This is just too fvcking cool. I’ve loved fireworks ever since I was a kid and I hope to one day witness this awesome shy of a nuke explosion in the sky someday. I mean before the Apocalypse…

I suppose I could build my own homemade atomic firework like Boris here…

Mmm maybe not…

Beatles Kid Prodigy

OhYeahOwl — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:36:31 +0000

This kid can seriously play an incredibly hip guitar! Playing Come Together by the Beatles, this young kid nails it and with an amazing style on an acoustic guitar. You may have never heard the Beatles played like this especially by such a young dude like this…

Ping Pong Hell Yeah

JorgeSausage — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:12:08 +0000

All around the world some people consider table tennis to be a very fvcking serious game. Here are a few of my favorite ping pong videos. Don’t ask why I have a collection of ping pong videos, just enjoy the damn things…

The score alone is reason for celebration bro.

Pfff, whatever dude. My granny can do that sh!t…

I wish the first song played through out this amazing video…

Nobody does it better than the Japanese.

Beat It Indie Rock

JorgeSausage — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:03:09 +0000

I don’t care how played out Michael Jackson is at this very moment in time and history, this my friends is one of the best “indie rock” covers I’ve heard in a very long time living under a boulder. Beat It covered by Pomplamoose Music.

http://www.myspace.com/PomplamooseMusic

Balls, Deep Juggling

JorgeSausage — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:26:24 +0000

I bet he had friends and family that encouraged him to keep playing with his balls in public. I mean when you are able to juggle those many balls with such style and finesse you have to wonder how many countless hours this guy has been playing with not only his balls but other balls as well. I suppose it finally paid off to show off how good he was handling those ig balls.

Balls…

Just Looking To Snuggle

ChristPuncher — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:42:18 +0000

Chris Hansen’s looking out for you buddy. Especially you Jeff.

Eat Your Childhood

ChristPuncher — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:34:49 +0000

So i guess you need to learn a dance to be able to eat this cereal?

There’s something strange in my morning meal, What’s it gonna be? Egon’s head! No not really, but it would be cooler if the marshmallows were in the shape of the guys’ heads. Mmmmm, Bill Murray for breakfast. Hey would Winston’s head be flavored grape? Ohhhh sh!t, racism!

All i can say is I want this, really badly.

Nothing advertises a nutritious breakfast like showing action shots of a masked vigilante blowing sh!t up and beating up criminals to hide his dark past were his parents were viciously murdered in front of him. Nothing makes a balanced breakfast like vengeance!

Reporters Getting Owned

ChristPuncher — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:27:08 +0000

It’s best towards the end, but this has to be the best collection of reporter tom foolery out there.

Jones’ Good Ass BBQ And Foot Massage

ChristPuncher — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:53:36 +0000

What a true American entrepreneur. Toby Jones knows just how to give the people what they want. The ability to deep fry anything they could imagine, as well as store a backyard’s worth of broken refrigerators and used tires. Why keep your 1982 Trans Am sittin’ on blocks in your yard when for $10.99 a month you can store it at Jones’? Got a leaky above ground swimming pool that you don’t want to sell just yet? Store it at Jones’! And after you’re done lugging that camper trailer that caught on fire 7 years ago when you tried to turn it into a meth lab on wheels down to Jones’ hop, on down and get some good ass BBQ and a foot massage and watch all your troubles disappear. Search for him now on them world wide internets!

Adriana Machine Guey

JorgeSausage — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:51:16 +0000

If you have a fear of midgets, don’t like to feel awkward, or have no time to be sucked into the unknown universe of the insane, don’t bother being adventurous and watching this very strange video…

El Senior T

JorgeSausage — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:36:10 +0000

No comprendes el espanol? Go fvcko yourselfo por que el Senior T siempre dice: “Yo pity el foo’, aaayyyyeeeeeeee”

Death Metal Is For Kids

JorgeSausage — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:45:25 +0000

When we grow up and become boring, unloving, stressed out and cranky adults; let’s try our hardest to remember the good qualities that our childhood heros made for us through out the best days of our t.v. lives so damn memorable. Let’s always keep these musical misfits in our hearts forever…

Puppies From Hell Are Cuter

OhYeahOwl — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:00:40 +0000

If you’re parents never wanted you to have a puppy when you were a kid this is probably why.

Wilford Brimley Diabetes Rap

ChristPuncher — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:56:00 +0000

You want to learn more about diabetes? But the only way you can pay attention to anything is if it’s repackaged into something you can relate to? Well here ya go. I bet if Wilford saw this though, he would think those damn kids and their jungle music have finally taken over. Then subsequently stop taking his diabetes medication.

Billy Mays: The Auto Tuned Infomercial

ChristPuncher — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:48:43 +0000

What a beautiful voice Billy has…