If you have a fear of midgets, don’t like to feel awkward, or have no time to be sucked into the unknown universe of the insane, don’t bother being adventurous and watching this very strange video…

No comprendes el espanol? Go fvcko yourselfo por que el Senior T siempre dice: “Yo pity el foo’, aaayyyyeeeeeeee”

When we grow up and become boring, unloving, stressed out and cranky adults; let’s try our hardest to remember the good qualities that our childhood heros made for us through out the best days of our t.v. lives so damn memorable. Let’s always keep these musical misfits in our hearts forever…

If you’re parents never wanted you to have a puppy when you were a kid this is probably why. Next time you are alone in the dark and you’re laying there in your soft comfy bed next to ‘man’s best friend’ just remember this video…

So you want to learn more about diabetes? But the only way you can pay attention to anything is if it’s repackaged into something you can relate to? Well here ya go. I bet if Wilford saw this though, he would think those damn kids and their jungle music have finally taken over. Then subsequently stop taking his diabetes medication. Wilford Brimley shares his experience with diabetes to a new generation when he teams up with New York City electronic music duo Ratatat.

Billy Mays returns from the afterlife to sing about his favorite products, and enlists the also-deceased Scatman John to deliver an auto-tuned & quantized scat-bridge for his song. What a beautiful voice Billy has…

This guy finishes (with warps) Super Mario Bros. 3 in eleven minutes. There’s just something to admire about people who get insanely good at things that will yield there no money or any real popularity. Hey why not, when all else fails in life, get ridiculously good at old video games and gain internet fame! The chicks will come pouring in.

Let God blast you in your face with ultimate love and allow your body to succumb to those natural urges. According to these radical dudes and dudettes, they dated God for a year (yeah, I never knew he was bi-sexual either and apparently a slut) and found themselves breaking up with their supposed partners to be with him. One nerdy jackass had the small balls to let the world know that God asked him to re-commit.  Just wear a rubber dude. And ladies, if you get knocked up, I doubt …

I’m sure the term ‘horsing around’ could have easily been projected to village idiots goofing off on moving carriages lead by horses, but in this case this girl horsing around riding the bus makes those village idiots look like Harvard graduates. Mm, yes. I do declare this is one epic failure…

Of course giving that thoughtful gift to your valentine leads into a life full of joy together. I mean nothing compares to the happiness that comes after you find your true love. You get married, have a few kids, get old together, die at the breakfast table after one too many bacon strips and have your sweet gold chains ripped off your bear rug like chest the moment before you loose control of your bowls just days before your old counter part gets their gold teeth pulled out on their death bed and hawked for some good ol’ fashioned over night delivered cash.

How many kids can honestly say that at 6 years old they sh!t their pants at 30+ mph at about 7,000 feet in the sky? Well hopefully this kid can… Hang on tight buddy and remember to stay cool dude!

Ron “Typewriter” Mingo started typing 118 wpm in high school, in college he was typing at 140 wpm and in 1975 (present time) was typing at 160 wpm! “That’s some typing on a manual typewriter”… And with such sooouuul!

Everything you need to know about religion in one three and a half minute video with easy to follow cartoon characters.

He was once a little green ball of clay. Now he wants you to watch him f*ck a watermelon? What is the world coming to? BE WARNED: You could get Hepatitis Q if you watch this video.