Out of all the apps that Apple boasts about having, most of them are complete wastes of time.  Now, there are some really useful ones out there, KashBook, Flixter, AroundMe, etc, but wow are there some stinkers.  Here are some of the most pointless iPhone apps ever, and clearly say to the world, I’m a douchebag.

FatBurner 2k
Yeah that’s it fatty, take your iPhone and press it hard up against that BigMac filled stomach of yours and watch the pounds float away. Just check out these amazing workout options!
Use it …
* while finding a parking spot
* when waiting to order another cheeseburger
* at the doctor’s office because your overweight and at risk for diabetes
* while you fall asleep on your parents couch
* when watching NASCAR
* while you post updates on facebook
* while you write your fan episode of CSI: Miami
* while you keep telling yourself how awesome you are, even though you live a life of delusion and everyone hates you, fatty!


Hangtime
This app literally wants you to break your overpriced iPhone. It’s supporting you to throw it up in the air. The same phone that AT&T refuses to insure. Apple says that they didn’t make it, but let’s get serious, they’re laughing at all the douchebags breaking their phones trying to get the high score. This just pisses me off, I thnk more so because there are dumbasses around the world using this. It makes me sad inside.


iPint
Dude let’s get fvcked up tonite! Yeah brosef, totally, but we have no beer! And without beer how are we gonna get the courage to talk to super hot ladies? I know there must be an app for that! Alas there is, the iPint. It turns your iPhone into a pint of your favorite brew. When you tilt it, not olny does it give the illusion your chuggin beer, it shows the world your a total douchebag.


KissingBooth
Further delve into your own world of disillusionment and start making out with your iPhone! When living your life through facebook and other forms of non-human contact communication aren’t cutting anymore, the KissingBooth app is here to be your lover. I can just see little tween practicing at home with this thing waiting for little jimmy to respond to her post on his wall. Fuck me this is trash.


Poop The World
What the fvck is this crap, seriously? So you’re supposed to use this to “mark your territory” wherever you take a dump using this GPS feature. Is that what the world has come to? Some of the most advanced technology ever conceived by humans and we’re using it to show where in the world we take shits. And what are you supposed to do with it once you’ve built up a library of places? Share it with other Poop The World users? Pick up chicks at bars by showing ‘em how much you defecate? I hope someone finds every single person that uses this app and shoots them in the head.