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Birth Of Awesome

OhYeahOwl 1 October 2009 398 views One Comment

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Once upon a brutal thought came the birth of a site that destroyed your inner child’s bordeom. That site is OhYeahOwl.com! The only survivor of the industrial revolution and the nucleus of awesome matter, Oh Yeah Owl is God and Satan’s only secret love child, conceived millions of miles underneath the Earth’s surface and erupted on to the pre-apocalyptic streets of a little town in California known as Los Angeles. Many who witnessed it’s birth say they saw nothing at first and almost turned their backs on it, but only after ripping the hands off father time’s decrepit body did a few bask in it’s glory and begin to feel the sweet sensual penetration of laughter taking over their skulls. From that moment on, Oh Yeah Owl has snuck into your brain and left super power droppings, fertilizing your inner desires and giving you the ability to live your days much happier not only to those in L.A. but any who dwell on this floating mass of cosmic meatball.

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  • Eleanor said:

    Wilford Brimley is THE MAN!

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