After a night that included a free show at the Venus warehouse, ingesting copious amounts of free Fat Tire beer and ending up at a crazy Hollywood hills party, the mention of Thai food flew through the air. EUREKA! Sweeter words have never been uttered. Hello…my name is The Hebrew Hammer and I’m addicted to Pad Kee Mao. Where is Dr. Drew when I fvcking need him. Can I get on the sex addicts show if I fvck the noodles? Anyway, the expedition began, trekking through Thai Town on a fevered search for the first place that would accept us. Then a light shown in the darkness.. Thai Patio beckoned to us! It was around 3am and they were still relatively full.

The first thing I noticed was that there were actually Thai people eating there! Always a good sign when the culture whose food it is, is actually eating it! Instead of some fvcking hippy that hasn’t eaten meat or anything else delicious tells you to go somewhere because they have the best tofu…how about NO-FU… Cause I love the taste of murder. The second thing was that the name is retarded because there is barely any seating outside. Never thee mind, the inside is huge enough to fit a school bus full school bus full of hungry hooligans. The atmosphere is tropical and Thai pop music fills the air. Let me say that I will listen to any Asian pop because it’s better than being trapped in R Kelly’s closet getting pissed on!

Now lets talk taste…divine! DISCLAIMER: I judge all Thai restaurants initially by their drunken noodles. But what about pad Thai you say?? Screw that noise, if I wanted spaghetti in peanut butter I could make that at home! My dish came out hot and fresh. Everything was perfect: Moderate amount of beef, tasty noodles, enough spice, and cilantro on top. Cilantro makes everything better. I want the scent packaged into cologne; I would be rolling in honeys! But let’s get to the most important part…how much of a dent is this gonna make in my wallet? Well my plate cost 6 dollars and most of the other plates weren’t far off. The rest of my crew was very please as well. With that said Thai Patio makes Toi Thai look like expensive dog food. So get the good stuff!

5273 Hollywood Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90027
(323) 466-3894