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[ChristPuncher | 15 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 137 views]

These are the future “To Catch A Predator” detainees. Chris Hansen’s looking out for you buddy. Especially you Jeff. Enough said…

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[ChristPuncher | 13 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 123 views]

Back in the 80’s there were corporate tie in’s with everything. So here are some examples of some of the stuff I was into as a kid, repacked and sold to me for breakfast.Nothing advertises a nutritious breakfast like showing action shots of a masked vigilante blowing sh!t up and…

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[ChristPuncher | 13 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 114 views]

News flash: I like to laugh at other people’s unsuspecting pain, especially if that pain is on live TV. If that makes me a shallow person, then I’ll stay out of the deep end. These reporters get the news a bit too late, it’s when they’re on the floor or in severe pain that they realize what just happened. More at 11…

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[ChristPuncher | 6 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 150 views]

Meet Toby Jones, He Offers the best barbecue and foot massage services on earth! He knows just how to give the people what they want. The ability to deep fry anything they could imagine, as well as store a backyard’s worth of broken refrigerators and used tires. Why keep your 1982 Trans Am sittin’ on blocks in your yard when for $10.99 a month you can…

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[theHebrewHammer | 5 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 118 views]

After a night that included a free show at the Venus warehouse, ingesting copious amounts of free Fat Tire beer and ending up at a crazy Hollywood hills party, the mention of Thai food flew through the air. EUREKA! Sweeter words have never been uttered…

Knockit Rockit: Tuneage »

[ChristPuncher | 3 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 354 views]

This albums stinks. First off let me say that i’ve been a fan of Darkest Hour since I heard “So Sedated, So Secure” So it’s not like I’m writing this not liking any previous work. But this pile of garbage is one of the biggest…

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[ChristPuncher | 3 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 179 views]

Hey, you like to see shit blow up? Hundreds of thousand of people dying horrible tragic deaths? Bodies flying across the movie screen on fire while Tommy Lee Jones does something heroic to try and stop it? Well I know I do. But alas the disaster movie genre will soon be no more.

Featured: Filmage »

[ChristPuncher | 3 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 206 views]

Movies on film. Get it, they’re movies about the subject of film and film making, and it’s also the medium on which movies are shown. And since there’s such a fine line between clever and stupid, I’ll move on from here. For people who pride themselves on being film lovers…

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[JorgeSausage | 2 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 154 views]

If you have a fear of midgets, don’t like to feel awkward, or have no time to be sucked into the unknown universe of the insane, don’t bother being adventurous and watching this very strange video…

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[JorgeSausage | 2 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 116 views]

No comprendes el espanol? Go fvcko yourselfo por que el Senior T siempre dice: “Yo pity el foo’, aaayyyyeeeeeeee”

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[JorgeSausage | 2 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 118 views]

When we grow up and become boring, unloving, stressed out and cranky adults; let’s try our hardest to remember the good qualities that our childhood heros made for us through out the best days of our t.v. lives so damn memorable. Let’s always keep these musical misfits in our hearts forever…

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[OhYeahOwl | 2 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 99 views]

If you’re parents never wanted you to have a puppy when you were a kid this is probably why. Next time you are alone in the dark and you’re laying there in your soft comfy bed next to ‘man’s best friend’ just remember this video…

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[theHebrewHammer | 1 Nov 2009 | No Comment | 119 views]

Whilst on a quest through the concrete jungle of L.A. to meet a girly for a burger, I came across the establishment known as Farmer Boys. I thought farmers only knew how to grow corn and have sex with livestock, but apparently they make some damn good burgers too! That’s not all they have on the menu either! They have a variety of “American” food (white people chow) including…

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[ChristPuncher | 29 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 85 views]

Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus!! Aaaaah run for your lives!!!! I wanna know how come more movies aren’t made like this? Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus is a straight to video release made for the Sci-Fi channel. You know all those awful creature movies with the horrendous CGI that are on every night after re-runs of Stargate SG-1? This is the best of the genre. Finally someone said…