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[theHebrewHammer | 14 Oct 2009 | One Comment | 524 views]

What makes good Mexican food joint?? DIARRHEA…
Well maybe it isn’t a great ingredient, but if you’re in the bathroom the next day regretting life then you probably had some damn good tacos! I myself don’t have this problem (cough..Jorge..cough), but I know not everyone can have a golden colon of the gods (thanks Southpark).

Let’s get to the point… El Indio Mexicano = Greatness. Its open 24 hours…need I say more? I can’t count how many times I’ve been there. No seriously I can’t count how many times because it’s …

Featured: The Howl »

[JorgeSausage | 14 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 549 views]

Nothing like a good ol’ fashioned beer run on who the hell knows what or how many kinds of drugs. Kinda makes you wonder how this guy even got to the store. Music by Neon Indian – Should Have Taken Acid With You (myspace.com/neonindian good Stuff).

Featured: Filmage »

[ChristPuncher | 14 Oct 2009 | One Comment | 4,501 views]

In the summer of 1987 two huge blockbusters entered our known universe and blew us all away, well I was 3 years old, but I could just imagine how much I’d be blown if I knew what was going on around me. RoboCop and Predator came out and destroyed that summer. Out of all the spin offs, how come they haven’t duked it out? The future of law enforcement vs. that dude from space with the dreads who rips out spinal chords.

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[OhYeahOwl | 13 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 99 views]

Apparently Russians and the rest of the world for that matter are asked to believe a mysterious giant ring of light in the sky is merely an optical illusion. So let’s move along comrades, we have much good vodka to be drunk and many other optical illusions to see…

The Howl »

[OhYeahOwl | 13 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 82 views]

Now that MJ is gone we have no reason to populate the world any further.
No! We mustn’t think that. We have so much to look forward to, so much to be happy about in life. Everyone who can should, no,  must pop out hundreds of babies in a lifetime.
” if this is still affecting you i suggest you go get counselling etc ”
Thanks for the inspiration ‘life_sux’ .

The Howl »

[JorgeSausage | 13 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 169 views]

You will never see the next 3 minutes of your life the same way after your eyeballs witness this incredible dude rip it up and go on a musical journey into the abyss of amazement. Your ears are long gone and have no choice other than to elope with your brain and hide in between these just utterly sick notes blasting from that squeeze box jam! I once had a toy accordian you find in Chinatown, those things are fun and damn well annoying if you play like your drunken …

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[JorgeSausage | 12 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 237 views]

All shameless plugs aside, this illustration has been festering in my brain for quite a while now but never really knew what to make of it. This is just a first glimpse in a full series of strange illustrations photo-chopped into actual photgraphs I have taken through out some time. I have plans to release a zine / mini-book  full of these little bastards so keep your diamonds, gems, credit cards and family jewels ready to surrender over to me mwuahaha…

Eventsosaurus: Filmage »

[ChristPuncher | 12 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 186 views]

When The Man murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.

Filmage »

[ChristPuncher | 12 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 262 views]

All ideas are taken, everything cool is already done, or it’s just a rehash of something else you didn’t know about. But hey fuck it, one of the best comedies of all time is a scene for scene remake of the 1957 waste of an hour an half of Turner Classic Movies’ programing time “Zero Hour!”

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[ChristPuncher | 12 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 185 views]

In a world filled with an over saturation of media, the exaggerated parody of the original is always funnier. How does one of the greatest filmmakers of all time end up like this? I don’t know, and I don’t care, because this is really really funny.

Featured: Tuneage »

[ChristPuncher | 11 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 498 views]

Top pop albums, ever of all time, forever
For some weird ass reason this was bouncing around in my head for a week. If I didn’t write it down, MJ’s ghost would haunt me until I justified his pop existence. So…..here’s a little review of albums that, sold millions of records each, still were able to keep the integrity of the artist, and age well with time. So I’m writing these in no particular order. Some of these are obvious and some not so much. …

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[OhYeahOwl | 1 Oct 2009 | One Comment | 398 views]

Once upon a brutal thought came the birth of a site that destroyed your inner child’s bordeom. That site is OhYeahOwl.com! The only survivor of the industrial revolution and the nucleus of awesome matter, Oh Yeah Owl is God and Satan’s only secret love child, conceived millions of miles underneath the Earth’s surface and erupted on to the pre-apocalyptic streets of a little town in California known as Los Angeles. Many who witnessed it’s birth say they saw nothing at first and almost turned their backs on it, but only …