Converge have perfected the art of making brutal metalcore albums. They’ve rarely gone astray from their formula over years, but each time manage to muster enough originality into each album to keep them ever exciting, and always fierce…

Hey, you like to see shit blow up? Hundreds of thousand of people dying horrible tragic deaths? Bodies flying across the movie screen on fire while Tommy Lee Jones does something heroic to try and stop it? Well I know I do. But alas the disaster movie genre will soon be no more.

Movies on film. Get it, they’re movies about the subject of film and film making, and it’s also the medium on which movies are shown. And since there’s such a fine line between clever and stupid, I’ll move on from here. For people who pride themselves on being film lovers…

Are you ready to see a reflection of your life?  Just enter The Room and leave forever changed.  Every once in a great while a film comes along and leaves its mark on cinema and our society.  Citizen Kane, Schindler’s List, The Godfather, and in due time The Room will be talked about in the same sentence.  Just thank your lucky stars if you live in the Los Angeles area, because you can experience this pop culture juggernaut once a month at the Sunset 5 theatre in Hollywood.  Every third …

Out of all the apps that Apple boasts about having, most of them are complete wastes of time. Now, there are some really useful ones out there, KashBook, Flixter, AroundMe, etc, but wow are there some stinkers. Here are some of the most pointless iPhone apps ever, and clearly say to the world, I’m a douchebag.

In the summer of 1987 two huge blockbusters entered our known universe and blew us all away, well I was 3 years old, but I could just imagine how much I’d be blown if I knew what was going on around me. RoboCop and Predator came out and destroyed that summer. Out of all the spin offs, how come they haven’t duked it out? The future of law enforcement vs. that dude from space with the dreads who rips out spinal chords.

When The Man murders his brother, pumps heroin into local orphanages, and floods the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor, Black Dynamite is the one hero willing to fight all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House.

All ideas are taken, everything cool is already done, or it’s just a rehash of something else you didn’t know about. But hey fuck it, one of the best comedies of all time is a scene for scene remake of the 1957 waste of an hour an half of Turner Classic Movies’ programing time “Zero Hour!”

In a world filled with an over saturation of media, the exaggerated parody of the original is always funnier. How does one of the greatest filmmakers of all time end up like this? I don’t know, and I don’t care, because this is really really funny.

Top pop albums, ever of all time, forever
For some weird ass reason this was bouncing around in my head for a week. If I didn’t write it down, MJ’s ghost would haunt me until I justified his pop existence. So…..here’s a little review of albums that, sold millions of records each, still were able to keep the integrity of the artist, and age well with time. So I’m writing these in no particular order. Some of these are obvious and some not so much. …