Aye Aye Aye If I was a butterfly I would want Die Antwoord and DJ Hi-tech to be my ninja protectors fo sho. Fok this is like, the coolest music video I have ever seen in my whole life. These South African ninjas are hard… core all up in the interweb!

Let God blast you in your face with ultimate love and allow your body to succumb to those natural urges. According to these radical dudes and dudettes, they dated God for a year (yeah, I never knew he was bi-sexual either and apparently a slut) and found themselves breaking up with their supposed partners to be with him. One nerdy jackass had the small balls to let the world know that God asked him to re-commit.  Just wear a rubber dude. And ladies, if you get knocked up, I doubt …

Apparently Russians and the rest of the world for that matter are asked to believe a mysterious giant ring of light in the sky is merely an optical illusion. So let’s move along comrades, we have much good vodka to be drunk and many other optical illusions to see…