Aye Aye Aye If I was a butterfly I would want Die Antwoord and DJ Hi-tech to be my ninja protectors fo sho. Fok this is like, the coolest music video I have ever seen in my whole life. These South African ninjas are hard… core all up in the interweb!

Basically death metal, grind, hardcore, er…, albacore, or whatever has pretty much reached it’s peak when the lead singers start becoming animals. Metal for animals, or animal metal for humans. Either way it’s retarded.

He not only convinced what seems to be lonely housewives but very desperate women just aching to throw money at any guy asking for it, kind of like a little Vegas flashback. But to offer hugs for 2 dollars next to a dude that was giving them away for free… Man, his hugs must be good…

Booze recipe #001: Banana Jello Shots
Although you won’t be using an actual Jello mix, this booze recipe uses the actual banana as the gelatin soaked shooter. The following video tutorial shows you how to make these tropical vodka shooters in just a few easy steps…

All around the world some people consider table tennis to be a very fvcking serious game. Here are a few of my favorite ping pong videos. Don’t ask why I have a collection of ping pong videos, just enjoy the damn things…

These are the future “To Catch A Predator” detainees. Chris Hansen’s looking out for you buddy. Especially you Jeff. Enough said…

Meet Toby Jones, He Offers the best barbecue and foot massage services on earth! He knows just how to give the people what they want. The ability to deep fry anything they could imagine, as well as store a backyard’s worth of broken refrigerators and used tires. Why keep your 1982 Trans Am sittin’ on blocks in your yard when for $10.99 a month you can…

If you have a fear of midgets, don’t like to feel awkward, or have no time to be sucked into the unknown universe of the insane, don’t bother being adventurous and watching this very strange video…

No comprendes el espanol? Go fvcko yourselfo por que el Senior T siempre dice: “Yo pity el foo’, aaayyyyeeeeeeee”

When we grow up and become boring, unloving, stressed out and cranky adults; let’s try our hardest to remember the good qualities that our childhood heros made for us through out the best days of our t.v. lives so damn memorable. Let’s always keep these musical misfits in our hearts forever…

If you’re parents never wanted you to have a puppy when you were a kid this is probably why. Next time you are alone in the dark and you’re laying there in your soft comfy bed next to ‘man’s best friend’ just remember this video…

So you want to learn more about diabetes? But the only way you can pay attention to anything is if it’s repackaged into something you can relate to? Well here ya go. I bet if Wilford saw this though, he would think those damn kids and their jungle music have finally taken over. Then subsequently stop taking his diabetes medication. Wilford Brimley shares his experience with diabetes to a new generation when he teams up with New York City electronic music duo Ratatat.

Let God blast you in your face with ultimate love and allow your body to succumb to those natural urges. According to these radical dudes and dudettes, they dated God for a year (yeah, I never knew he was bi-sexual either and apparently a slut) and found themselves breaking up with their supposed partners to be with him. One nerdy jackass had the small balls to let the world know that God asked him to re-commit.  Just wear a rubber dude. And ladies, if you get knocked up, I doubt …

Of course giving that thoughtful gift to your valentine leads into a life full of joy together. I mean nothing compares to the happiness that comes after you find your true love. You get married, have a few kids, get old together, die at the breakfast table after one too many bacon strips and have your sweet gold chains ripped off your bear rug like chest the moment before you loose control of your bowls just days before your old counter part gets their gold teeth pulled out on their death bed and hawked for some good ol’ fashioned over night delivered cash.