Pawn shops are great place to buy your sweet valentine a great gift like a pendant or even a chainsaw, better yet a  gun! Nothing says true love like a bow and arrow shot to the face.

Of course giving that thoughtful gift to your valentine leads into a life full of joy together. I mean nothing compares to the happiness that comes after you find your true love. You get married, have a few kids, get old together, die at the breakfast table after one too many bacon strips and have your sweet gold chains ripped off  your bear rug like chest the moment before you loose control of your bowls just days before  your old counter part gets their gold teeth pulled out on their death bed and hawked for some good ol’ fashioned over night delivered cash.