Let God blast you in your face with ultimate love and allow your body to succumb to those natural urges. According to these radical dudes and dudettes, they dated God for a year (yeah, I never knew he was bi-sexual either and apparently a slut) and found themselves breaking up with their supposed partners to be with him. One nerdy jackass had the small balls to let the world know that God asked him to re-commit.  Just wear a rubber dude. And ladies, if you get knocked up, I doubt the whole Marie thing will fly a second time…