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Jones’ Good Ass BBQ And Foot Massage

ChristPuncher 6 November 2009 150 views No Comment

What a true American entrepreneur. Toby Jones knows just how to give the people what they want. The ability to deep fry anything they could imagine, as well as store a backyard’s worth of broken refrigerators and used tires. Why keep your 1982 Trans Am sittin’ on blocks in your yard when for $10.99 a month you can store it at Jones’? Got a leaky above ground swimming pool that you don’t want to sell just yet? Store it at Jones’! And after you’re done lugging that camper trailer that caught on fire 7 years ago when you tried to turn it into a meth lab on wheels down to Jones’ hop, on down and get some good ass BBQ and a foot massage and watch all your troubles disappear. Search for him now on them world wide internets!

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